If you are stuck, exhausted, or carrying something you cannot name, this is for you.

“Are you ready for a live energy clearing that goes after the one story keeping you from the love, the money, the health and the peace you have been working for?”

This price is not available anywhere else, and the door for this Saturday closes at 11:10am ET.

This Saturday

$149$55

One seat. One Saturday. This Saturday, 11:00am ET.

DEEP is the most direct piece of work I have ever done with a human being.

TIME SENSITIVE: the same session was $149 a seat in 2025. $55 holds through the launch. The door opens at 10:45 and closes at 11:10 Eastern and does not reopen, and the replay is gone forty eight hours later, so take your seat now while there is one.

The invisible thing that has been running your life

is a story, trapped in your body, playing itself on repeat.

Let me back up for a second.

You already know a feeling can get on you. Remember a time you walked into a room where two people had just been fighting? Nobody said a word. You felt it anyway, in your stomach, in your chest, in your jaw.

It does not stop there.

Sometimes you carry it the rest of the day, and it leaks into everything you do and everyone you touch.

That is a stranger's leftover feeling, for one afternoon. Now think about what a betrayal left in you. A parent who could not love the way you needed. A child who turned away. A money crisis that shook the ground under you.

Every one of those left a charge in you, and that charge is still running, whether it happened at six or at forty six.

Dr. Jade Teta

Here is how it happens.

Something happens that you are not equipped to make sense of in that moment. You make a decision about it anyway. A judgment, a story, a knot.

The knot does not stay a thought. It wires itself into the nervous system with the feeling still attached.

From then on, your body is not keeping the score. It is playing the score. Playing the frequency of a story you do not even know is there.

It tends to hit in certain places (the gut, the chest, the throat), but it always hits in the nervous system. And a nervous system playing an old score will keep producing the same relationship, the same bank balance, the same body.

Most of what you have tried addressed everything but the story. Talking reaches the thinking layer. The story is kept one layer down. That is why smart, self aware, hard working people stay stuck. The thing is invisible.

Unless you go down to where the story is attached, with the feeling live, you stay where you are. Same pattern, new year.

It is time to meet the four places these stories come from

You might have one. You might have all four.

Story #1: Other peopleSome of what you carry was never yours. You picked it up from a parent, a partner, a boss, a room. If you walk out of certain houses feeling heavier than you walked in, you know this one.
Story #2: What happened to youThe breakup. The betrayal. The humiliation at school. The night the business died. I have watched a knot tied at seven grow into a money block at thirty seven, or an inability to receive love, or a body that will not calm down and nobody can say why.
Story #3: The cultureThe stories that got into you before you could choose them. What a man is. What a good mother does. What you are allowed to want. You did not write these, and you have been living inside them.
Story #4: Your lineageThe pattern that has run through every generation of your family and has now arrived at you. It did not start with you. It can end with you.

Any one of these can run a whole life.

It does not have to stay this way

The knots are tied on top of each other, and that turns out to be the good news. Work one loose and others come with it, including ones you never consciously touched. You do not have to remember any of it. You do not have to picture anything.

For example.

Your thoughts carry a charge.

Your emotions carry a charge.

Your decisions carry a charge, and so do the ones you never made.

The things that happened to you carry a charge.

And all of it is stored in the body, and the longer it sits, the more it costs you.

Which means, when we go in after the one thing you brought on Saturday, your subconscious goes where it needs to go. In my clinical practice I have watched someone come in with a breakup and leave having met a seven year old.

When the story at the bottom of the heartbreak lets go, the heartbreak lets go. Because the thing holding it in place was just released.

I have seen this happen over and over, in thousands of clients, across almost thirty years.

Now it is your turn.

Introducing DEEP: Depth-Enhanced Emotional Processing, live

Imagine this.

You, in a quiet room with headphones on, and me guiding you down to where the story is actually attached, where the feeling is still wired to it, and rewriting it there.

Not calmer. Different. Back to the self that was there before the story got hold of you.

A self where life starts moving with you instead of against you. Where the relationship, the money, the body and the work stop fighting you.

That is the way it was supposed to go. Then life happened.

You know how that went. This is not about the past anymore. It is about the chapter that has been waiting for you to put the old one down.

It is not only possible. Once the story lets go, it is what happens next.

And I would like to be in the room when it does.

Here is everything you get when you take a seat

The live DEEP clearing with Dr. Jade TetaNinety minutes on Zoom, Saturday at 11am Eastern, on the one story you brought. Until this year the only way into this room was NLH Coaching at $3,333.live
The teaching, sent aheadThree short videos on how DEEP works, the two breaths, and what happens inside the session, so the room is all practice and none of it lecture.before
The replay for forty eight hoursIf life gets in the way on Saturday, you still get the room. After that it is gone, on purpose.48 hours
The after pageA pen, three questions, and one action for the week, because the session is where the story lets go and the week is where the new one gets built.after

You will walk out of the room lighter than you walked in

In all the best ways, because we spend ninety minutes going after the biggest thing you are carrying, so the charge comes off it.

And a lot of problems simply cannot survive without their charge. They stop running you, or they solve themselves because the person who was keeping them alive is no longer the one in charge.

It is not easy. I will tell you that now. When the story goes, the life built on it starts to come apart too. The spending. The address. The relationship that only worked for the old you. That is the dismantling, and it is the point.

The person who wants the thing is not the same person who has the thing.

Dr. Jade Teta

I can tell you that life does not go back to the way it was afterwards, and I cannot wait to meet the version of you who walks out.

Interested? Here are the details

I spent almost thirty years in clinical practice before I understood this. Thousands of clients. Nine books. Degrees in biochemistry and integrative medicine, and now doctoral work in transpersonal psychology.

And the thing that finally moved my own life was not in any of it. It was in one of the deepest sessions I have ever done on myself, where I found shame and blame I had no idea I was carrying, wrapped around my mother and my brother and sucking the life out of me. It showed itself as the thing I now call the gremlin in the groin (an angry green slug on the lower right side of my abdomen, I know how that sounds), and I had to go to war with it. It was a demon, it was a form of exorcism, and it was not easy. The Greeks had a word for a thing like that. A daimon. An energy that lives in you and acts on its own. Clearing it was the beginning; learning to live without it is where rewrite, rewire and retrain came from.

I built DEEP out of that, and for years the only way to get into the room was my retreats and my coaching, at $3,333 and up.

In 2025 I opened it to the public for one season at $149, and it did what it does. People shook, cried, got a breath out of nowhere, and wrote to me weeks later about what had stopped running their lives.

So now I run it every Saturday.

Not because I was nudged. Because the knots are tied on top of each other and one session is rarely the end. You come back the next week with the next one. That is also why the price is what it is.

This Saturday, 11am Eastern. $55 a seat.

This price is not available anywhere else, and the door for this Saturday closes at 11:10am ET.

This Saturday

$149$55

One seat. One Saturday. This Saturday, 11:00am ET.

DEEP is the most direct piece of work I have ever done with a human being.

Yes, I’m in. Take a seat now →

Your seat

One Saturday. One thing you are carrying. Come back any week with another.

Live on Zoom
Saturday 11:00am ET (8am PT, 4pm London), about ninety minutes. Camera optional, mic muted, headphones recommended.
$55
The prep videos
Three short how-to videos, about 30 minutes in all, to watch before Saturday on your own time. The link is in your seat email.
before Saturday
Your personal link
Emailed the moment you pay, and again on Saturday morning. Yours only.
included
The replay
Up by Saturday evening, gone 48 hours later. Watch it once, or do it again while it is there.
48 hours
Change of plans
Email before Friday 11am ET and your seat moves to a later Saturday, or we refund it. After that the seat is yours, and so is the 48-hour replay.
the rule
The door
Opens 10:45am ET, closes 11:10am ET. The activation cannot be joined halfway. Late means the 48-hour replay.
sharp
What it cost before
In 2025 this ran as the DEEP Experience, a one-time event, at $149 a seat. Every Saturday is $55 because it is every Saturday.
$149 then

Step 1 of 2. Your name and email, then the payment. One seat, this Saturday, 11am ET.

First nameEmailMobile (optional, for a text on Saturday morning)

Step 2 of 3: the waiver

Read the waiver in the box below and scroll all the way to the end of it. Reaching the end unlocks the checkbox and the button. Nothing is sent until you do.

The short version

Plain words first. The full text below is what you are agreeing to.

1. What this is. A live, guided emotional processing session on Zoom, in a group, about ninety minutes. Not therapy, not medical care. Jade is not your doctor or therapist in this room.

2. What it does to you. It turns the nervous system up on purpose, including a few minutes of fast, forceful breathing, then brings it down. Strong emotion, tears, shaking, heat, light-headedness are normal. You can stop at any time.

3. Who skips the fast part. Pregnant, a heart condition, high blood pressure, epilepsy, glaucoma, a history of psychosis or a psychiatric crisis: you do only the slow humming exhale when Jade says so, or you sit it out. Ask your own provider first if any of this is you.

4. Where you do it. Sitting or lying down, never near water, never driving. Water nearby. Stop if you feel faint or unsafe. You are responsible for your own setting.

5. The door. On your Saturday the Zoom room is open from 10:45am to 11:10am Eastern. At 11:10 it locks, because the activation cannot be joined once it has begun. Arrive after that and you get the 48-hour replay instead.

6. Your money. Email support@nextlevelhuman.com before 11am Eastern on the Friday before your Saturday and your seat moves or is refunded in full. After that the seat is yours, and so is the replay, and there is no refund. If we cancel, you get a new seat or a full refund.

7. Your link. Your seat and your Zoom link are yours alone. Do not share them. Anyone you let in has not accepted this waiver, and you are responsible for them.

8. Recording and privacy. The room is recorded for the 48-hour replay. Camera off and mic muted are always allowed, and if you keep them off you do not appear. What other people share stays in the room. You do not record anything.

General provisions

This waiver applies to every participant ("you") in the DEEP Clearing, a live online group session of about ninety minutes held on Zoom every Saturday (the "Session"), and to the teaching recording sent before it and the replay made available after it, organized by Next Level Human LLC, 8 The Green, STE B, Dover, Delaware 19901 ("Next Level Human," "we," "us"). It is written and executed in English; the English version controls.

The Session is DEEP (Depth-Enhanced Emotional Processing): guided emotional processing done live in a group. It includes deliberate activation of the nervous system using the body (including a few minutes of fast, forceful breathing, posture and sound), slow exhaling and humming, sustained attention on something distressing you are carrying (a feeling, a pattern, a person, a memory, or whatever arises), bilateral touch (self-hug, tapping), journaling, and a short period of integration. You take part from your own home or chosen location, alone or with others, over the internet.

Before you take part

Pre-screening

Part of the mission of Next Level Human is to offer a safe, supportive space for personal transformation. There are conditions we cannot safely support in this format. If you have a history of, or are currently experiencing, any of the following, do not take part in the fast-breathing portion, and do not take part in the Session at all without clearance from your treating provider: bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, psychosis, PTSD, an eating disorder, or any other psychiatric condition or emotional crisis requiring hospitalization; a seizure disorder; a heart condition; uncontrolled high blood pressure; aneurysm; recent surgery; glaucoma or retinal detachment; or pregnancy. If any of these applies, you do only the slow humming exhale when Jade says so, or you sit the Session out.

You are fully responsible for your own physical, emotional and spiritual well-being before, during and after the Session. If you are in crisis, contact your local emergency number or crisis line; the Session is not a crisis service.

Age

You must be 18 years of age or older to take a seat. Do not proceed if you do not meet this minimum age.

Your setting

Because you take part at home, you agree to: sit or lie down for the whole activation; never take part near water, in a bath or pool, while driving, or while operating anything that could hurt you or someone else; keep water nearby; stop immediately if you feel faint, have chest pain, or feel unsafe; and, if you have any of the conditions above or any doubt, have another adult reachable during the Session. You are solely responsible for the safety of your location.

Participation waiver, release of liability and consent

I, the participant, in consideration of my participation in the Session, agree to be bound by this waiver for myself and my personal representatives, executors, heirs, family members, successors and assigns, and acknowledge, agree and represent the following.

1. Voluntary participation. I desire to voluntarily participate in the practices offered in the Session ("Participation"). I am aware that Participation is intense and may bring up strong and unexpected emotion, memories, grief, anger or fear, and unusual psychological, emotional and physical states of mind and body, including light-headedness, tingling, shaking, crying, heat, chills, and in rare cases fainting. I am voluntarily participating with knowledge of the potential for unusual experiences. My Participation is voluntary, and I may decline or stop any practice at any time, including by leaving the Session.

2. Assumption of risk. I understand there is a level of risk associated with Participation and that my body's and mind's response cannot be predicted with complete accuracy. I HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE AND ASSUME THE RISKS OF PARTICIPATION, including the risk of physical or psychological injury, illness, pain, suffering, disability and death. I agree that I am responsible for any resulting personal injury and any damage to or loss of property, and that I am solely responsible for any medical costs arising from it. It is my responsibility to determine whether I am sufficiently fit and healthy to participate safely.

3. My own care. I agree to consult my own doctor and obtain medical clearance, if required due to a health condition, before Participation. If a consultation is not required, I declare that I am in adequate physical and psychological condition for Participation and am not aware of any condition or symptom that would prevent me from participating. I understand that Participation is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment, that I should keep my own providers and my own care, and that I will not stop or change any medication or treatment because of anything in the Session. I certify that I have not been advised against Participation by a qualified medical professional.

4. Not medical care. I agree that Next Level Human, including its members, managers, officers, employees, contractors, facilitators, coaches, volunteers, agents, successors and assigns, and Jade Teta individually (collectively, "Representatives"), does not dispense emergency medical services or medical advice, and does not offer any practice in the Session as a diagnosis or treatment for any mental, physical or medical problem, either directly or indirectly. Jade Teta is a naturopathic doctor licensed in California and Washington. He is not acting as my doctor, therapist or counselor in the Session, wherever I am located, and no doctor and patient or therapist and client relationship is created.

5. Release. I understand that Next Level Human takes no responsibility for health risks during my Participation. I assume the risk of physical or psychological injury, illness or death and agree that my Participation shall at all times be at my own risk. I, ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND MY PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVES, EXECUTORS, HEIRS, FAMILY MEMBERS, SUCCESSORS AND ASSIGNS, HEREBY KNOWINGLY AND VOLUNTARILY COVENANT NOT TO SUE AND AGREE TO WAIVE, RELEASE AND DISCHARGE Next Level Human and all of its Representatives from any liability, loss, cost, damage, expense, claim or suit whatsoever for any injury, loss, illness, death, harm, cost, expense, claim, suit or damage related to my Participation, including any negligent acts or conduct by Next Level Human and its Representatives (collectively "Claims"). I further agree to indemnify and hold harmless Next Level Human and its Representatives from and against any and all third-party Claims associated with my Participation, including Claims by anyone present with me during the Session or anyone I admit through my link.

6. What is not released. This waiver does not release Next Level Human or its Representatives from liability for gross negligence, willful or wanton conduct, or any liability that cannot be released under North Carolina law.

7. Nobody is in the room with me. I understand that I am not in the physical presence of Next Level Human or its Representatives during the Session, that they cannot see or assist me physically, and that if I need emergency help it is my responsibility, or that of anyone with me, to summon it at my own cost.

8. No promised result. I understand that Next Level Human makes no representation, warranty or guarantee about any outcome or result from my Participation, and that nothing said in the Session, in the teaching recording, or in any marketing is a promise of a result.

9. My seat and my link are mine alone. My seat and my Zoom link are personal and non-transferable. I will not share, forward or sell the link, the teaching recording or the replay. Anyone I admit to the Session or to the recordings through my link has not accepted this waiver; I am responsible for them, and Next Level Human may remove them, and may cancel my seat without refund.

10. If part of this fails. This waiver is intended to be as broad and inclusive as permitted by the laws of the State of North Carolina. If any portion is held invalid, the balance remains in full legal force and effect.

Confidentiality and recording

What other participants share or show in the Session is confidential. I will not repeat it, write about it, post it, or identify any other participant as having attended. I may of course speak about my own experience.

I will not record any part of the Session. That includes screen recording, audio, video, screenshots, live streaming, transcription, and any application or artificial intelligence tool that captures or reproduces what happens in it.

I understand that Next Level Human records the Session to produce the replay, which is made available to seat holders for 48 hours and then removed. If I keep my camera or microphone on, my image, voice and name as shown on Zoom may appear in that recording and be seen by other seat holders during the replay window. If I do not want to appear, I keep my camera off and my microphone muted, which is always permitted. Next Level Human does not use the Session recording for marketing without my separate written consent.

The teaching recording, the Session and the written material are the intellectual property of Next Level Human and are licensed to me for my personal use only.

Seats, changes and refunds

A seat is $55 for one Saturday. On my Saturday I may join the Zoom room between 10:45am and 11:10am Eastern. At 11:10am the room is locked, because the activation cannot be joined once it has begun; if I arrive after that, I receive the 48-hour replay instead of a seat in the room.

If I email support@nextlevelhuman.com before 11:00am Eastern on the Friday before my Saturday, my seat is moved to a later Saturday or refunded in full. After that the seat is mine, and so is the 48-hour replay, and no refund is owed, whether or not I attend. Next Level Human may cancel or reschedule a Session; if it does, my seat is moved or refunded in full.

Governing law

This waiver and my Participation, and all suits and proceedings relating to them, shall be governed by the laws of the State of North Carolina, without regard to the jurisdiction in which any action may be instituted. Venue for any legal or equitable action between Next Level Human and me shall be in the state or federal courts located in Buncombe County, North Carolina. I IRREVOCABLY CONSENT TO JURISDICTION AND VENUE IN NORTH CAROLINA FOR SUCH PURPOSES AND WAIVE ANY OBJECTION THAT NORTH CAROLINA IS NOT CONVENIENT. I AND NEXT LEVEL HUMAN FURTHER AGREE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, TO WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY WITH RESPECT TO ANY CLAIM ARISING FROM MY PARTICIPATION. Additional terms and conditions applying to the services of Next Level Human are at nextlevelhuman.com/pages/terms.

Affirmation

By checking the box on the registration form I confirm that I have read and understand the information, representations, covenants, releases and waivers stated above, that I am 18 or older, that the information I provide is true and correct, and that I voluntarily agree to be bound by this waiver. Any willful dishonesty may result in my seat being revoked with no refund, at the sole discretion of Next Level Human.

The DEEP Clearing Waiver, version 1.1, effective 24 October 2026. Next Level Human LLC, 8 The Green, STE B, Dover, Delaware 19901. support@nextlevelhuman.com.

Keep scrolling inside the box. The checkbox unlocks at the end of the waiver.

I have read and accept the DEEP waiver. I understand this is not therapy or medical care, that the session includes a period of fast, forceful breathing I can stop at any time, and that I take part at my own risk.

Next screen is the payment, $55. Your Zoom link is emailed the moment it goes through. Change of plans? Email before Friday 11am ET and we move or refund your seat. One click unsubscribes.

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Frequently asked questions

When is the next DEEP?

This Saturday at 11:00am Eastern (8am Pacific, 4pm London), live on Zoom, and every Saturday after that. The door opens at 10:45 and closes at 11:10.

How long does it take?

Ninety minutes live. The teaching comes to you ahead of time as three short videos, about thirty minutes in all, so the room spends none of your time on a lecture.

What happens when I sign up?

You get an email with your Zoom link, the three videos, and the four things to have ready: a quiet place to lie down or sit, headphones for the music, an eye mask, and something to write with.

Why is it priced so low?

In 2025 this room was $149 and the only other way in is coaching at $3,333. I run it weekly now because the work needs repetition, and $55 is the price that lets you come back with the next thing.

How long will $55 last?

Through the launch. The door for each Saturday closes at 11:10 and does not reopen, and the replay is gone forty eight hours after it goes up.

Will this change my life?

If you give yourself to the ninety minutes, something will move. I cannot promise you what. In my practice the people who get the most are the ones who come back and work the next knot loose.

Is this live?

Yes. Live on Zoom, camera off if you like, mic muted, nobody called on. The replay is yours for forty eight hours and then it is gone.

Is this safe for me?

DEEP is intense on purpose, and you are in charge of your own intensity the whole way through. If you have been told to avoid intense exercise, or you are pregnant, you use the slow humming breath only and it works. Read the waiver before you take a seat; if you are in treatment for a psychiatric condition, talk to your clinician first.

What do I need?

A quiet place where you can lie down or sit and will not be interrupted for ninety minutes. Headphones, so the music lands. An eye mask. Something to write with, on paper.

What if I change my mind?

Email before 11am Eastern on Friday and your seat moves to another Saturday or is refunded. After that the seat is yours.

Saturday, 11am ET.

Ninety minutes. One thing you are carrying. Until you clear it, it runs your life and you call it reality.

Take a seat, $55 →